Joe Rogan Quotes

No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still ...

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of ques...

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole lif...

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organ...

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harve...

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot ...

We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it cou...

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion...

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are nev...

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. T...

What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe,...

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and w...

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch s...

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people t...

I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afrai...

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.